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The Cat

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...
>A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
>They turned on a night light, turned on the answering
>machine, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They
had phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
>The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their
>house. The cat they thought was in the back yard scooted back
>into the house. They didn't want the cat shut in the house because "she"
always
>tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the
>husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs with
>the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the
house
will be
>empty, so she explains to the taxi driver that her husband
>will be out soon.
>"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes
later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry
>I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was
>hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get
>her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
>her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled
>her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cab
driver hit a parked car...

 

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